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In the last set, we relaxed and took any topic.
Sarah has very nice silky legs.
It was so silky that a bug could slide off.
It turned out a bug did slide off. It also turned out Y just couldn't get enough of tough guys with tough scooters.
A surrounding of tough blokes would have been Heaven
for Rodney to become a Priesthood leader.
But Jade was too attracted to Rodney at this stage he wanted Rodney to ride on the back of his hot hot scooter.
So he decided to come up with a tacky idea by using Y to get to Rodney.
It was just crazy enough that it might work. Mario turned up to help Y out. Y likes Jade,
and always will.
Once upon a time ther was a guy with a scooter.
It was different to most scooters, a nice black
and red, much like a hot rod. A Rodstar.
Became sustained as the Bishop of Footscray Ward.
He cackled to himself for only Rodney knew he was really insane Chong Chong Chong.
He was a man trapped inside a women's body
and her name was Jane Thai Pie. It was a tough life because she liked someone called Le Fantastic.
Le Fantastic was a poet who loved to dazzle with his colourful display of words, and Gospel knowledge;
truly revelatory in all of his doings.
Rodney continued to follow this prompting which told him to
marry Jenny Tran!!! for the good of all eternity.
Jade corrupted Y's mind with his nothingness muscle.
She was overcome with emotion and started making out with his scooter.
Scooters don't have lips, there was no object or purpose in this relationship
other than lust for many, certain things,
became clear to Rodney when he confessed to Bishop
that he was really a black woman
because it reminds him of dark chocolate.
Yummy.
All forms of chocolate are good. That's what Y said while she was riding Jade's scooter.
But, if I want to live long, I should swap to good food.
That meant no maccas
because Rodney would be tempted to
marry Jenny Tran.
We start the adventure, where shall be go
I don't know. So what should we do?
Asked Markus humbly on his knees -
"Will you marry me delicious cuty Y Do!!!"
Of course Y said "No" unless Jade gave her that sexy scooter.
It was a very touch decision and ultimately he wasn't able to commit. That scooter was everything to him.
But he sold it and he left with haste for his mission abroad.
He was on an adventure through the unknown.
The unknown was made known through the corrupt YSA group.
YSA groups all acted like clowns amongst each other to try to impress each other in hope of a date.
Unfortunately, the hot popular stud Jade is taken from the basket.
I have a pet snake who eats rats.
But the owner noticed their pet rat David was missing.
So he set a trap which eventually
caught a magnificient creature who had purple wings.
It was a mystery as to why the wings were purple. It was possible it was a sissy.
But David likes it that way.
He might, but it is not my way
for my way was the way and there was no other way, right, or wrong.
Thus Rodney was condemed to live without his fingers
because he licked them too often from eating smelly overdued vegemite.
But aliens invaded and they took all the vegemite.
It didn't matter coz Jade was still beside Y.
The people of McCommack lived in the city of
beautiful women who all were genetically modified to look exactly like Jenny Tran. You see one Jenny Tran was not enough for Rodney.
People were establishing a secret factory to make more body parts.
It was essential the secret was kept lest other discover the true nature of the factory.
this factory was a worker of secret combinations. Scooters by the dozen, sold to the young unaware potential missionaries, to bound them down to the love of fast steel.
This forbidden love and bond could never be condoned
between Rodney and Jade.
Their was a family bond that ran back to China for they both steamed from the Chong family.
That Rodney openly denied.
Rodney was certain that he had an Indian heritage.
But after thinking he couldn't help but wonder if Y and Jade and Jade's scooter were all in a crazy love triangle.
One night during a YSA FHE
Rodney, Jenny, Jane, David, Y asked Markus to give a prayer.
Markus said a prayer that lasted for 48 hours. Y, Jenny & David fainted.
However Jade came to the rescue & resusicitate Y back to life.
It turned out she was only pretending so she would get mouth to mouth from Jade.
He being a good man was unaware of this crafty display of deceit.
Oh the cunning sly of any in relation to feminism
Jenny was the leader of this new cult.
This cult made boys toes curl.
Especially Jade, David, Rohan & Markus.
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