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One day David was walking down the street
and fell over on his face
for Jenny Trans face melted the hearts of many who dwelled before her like that pug Rodney.
but Rodney was a good catch for her, so everything was well.
Until he realise he was short-sighted & was mistaken for a he.
Thus is in these last days, man find the path of womanhood.
Beautiful, delicate women were around him.
They kissed Rodney's smelly feet - it tasted
like David's sensual lips, brawn & coarse
Y just couldn't resist.
She couldn't resist Jade's ultra cool skinny legs
He was a born runner, a marathon man
Wiping your nose without a tissue sucks.
Exept if you're David Tran and you have Caulfield girls to help you.
P.S. Y Do likes Jade's scooter.
He was a figher, yet a wuss at the same time as well,
For he worked for the fire department, but he did wuss at the several approaches made by potential companions.
None were brave enough
to hug Rodney because he was smelly.
But Jenny loved Rodney's sweaty smelly scents. They made here feel alive, salty yet yummy.
It turned out that his smells were actually really good. It also turned out Jane liked Jade.
She was attracted to his body odour. It smelled like peanut butter.
For she a pup, a little dog, that my father bought, and its tongue did like the taste of salt;
the taste of sweat.
Once upon a time there was a man.
David so his name is called was wanted by many old ladies.
For lo he was a man of servitude and his bowels were full with mercy for the eldery.
He wanted to serve them any way he can.
But he didn't know how so he asked Rodney to
wear holely socks for the rest of their happy little married life. But they smelt a bit.
But holey socks didn't affect their future as they were good together.
They were a couple made in Heaven
and none could break them
apart because their tongues were locked together.
Tongues are actually quite dirty. Transfering saliva is a dirty sin.
But Y Do loved it too much to give up.
Rodney, Jenny, Jane, Y left David at the temple
becaues David fell in love with the sexy Jenna
and wanted to be sealed to her that very day.
It was just a shame Caulfield had so many girls left to offer.
So they offer Jade some left overs
Because left overs make a man strong for there is found no waste
waste is bad, and should waste not
for ye shall sin and be banished from the relationship.
Relationships are for Mormons, flings are for Victorians.
This was true in most cases. Except for Y and Jade. They didn't need a relationship because they had a scooter.
As long as it takes them to the temple.
David the hot, drop dead gorgeoous unresistable best
preyed on the young single adult women.
It became an obsession, he wooed girls by
picking his nose and using the booger to write their names with on Valentines Day cards.
It was a very bad habit and he needed to stop.
But he need to train himself like Jade.
For Jade was a man of structure, a stripling warrior who trusted in his parents
and in the Lord.
Rodney discovered
being in boy bands was his true calling.
Except that was gay and he had to become a real man.
But in order to be he needs to eat more spinach to make him stronger.
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