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They began to gossip about
why oranges grew better in the sunny side of OZ.
But no one will ever get to tell why because they were all captured by Harry Potter and his weird friends.
Keeping the secret inside them was killing them, and it ate them
inside, their heart melted and combusted out of his chest.
And then he died. The End.
Luckily he had a +1 life mushroom so everything was fine. The end was yet to come.
However, he was lured by Princess Jane & lost his life to her.
Sometimes pencils can never be too sharp
but other times they can be too blunt.
They were attracted to each other for that reason,
but for that reason alone, it wasn't enough to sustain them
to be married in the temple
is the wish of many YSA. But the temple also has other purposes aside from marrying youth.
But the point was that Y Do really liked Jade's scooter. No woman could resist.
She decided to stalk him so that she could have that piece of shining metal
The shiny metal came from his mouth and there was only one way to get it,
by french kissing for 24 hours.
On a quiet Sunday night, there was a bright moon
and under the moon there was a man
who gossiped about Jason who was the love of Jane
Y Do actually loves Jade. He is her favourite Asian hero. Her muscles makes her heart leap faster and slower at the same time.
It was love at first sight. There was no way she could stay away from those muscles.
She soon realise that hidden beneath the clothes were only chubbers of fat.
Tasty, tender, juicy fat.
Was longed for, however, was not received.
Lockets of love were hard to come across.
Rodney and Jane continue to gossip about
stranger people and strange incidents at Hogwarts
were attracting more and more aliens by the day.
Their lives were in danger, so their came a hero called Rodster to the rescue.
He was a stunner; so stunning the looks would paralyse you.
She gained the courage to ask him to marry her
but he was confused because she had two boyfriends.
The only thing she could do was pass one of them onto Y Do.
Y Do was hungry for a long time so she gobble them up.
Suculent, delicous, and filling; best thing ever.
Once upon a time there was a big fish.
That live in a big filthy pond.
It was full of shavings and clippings
which disturbed Jane because of this fact about Jason.
Jason was unhappy because he ate too much puss from the bears claws.
It was foul, thick, yet tasted like chicken.
It was delious, she ate this everyday.
It nourished her greatly, yet it tasted so nasty.
Her energy was restored. Then she went on to hunt down Jade Tu to get married.
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