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Sunday night, we went to the YSA fireside held at Maroondah Stake, next to the Melbourne Temple.

We decided to have a late night out to talk and have a bit of fun and went over to Rodney's house.

There, we played a little story game I played while being a peer support leader when I was in Year 10.

The aim of the game was to write a sentence down, pass it to the next person to continue from that sentence, fold the person before him back, and pass it to the next person. By doing this, the person who receives the story can only view the sentence from the person before them. With no further background knowledge of the story, the person would have no idea of the context and would just have to create one himself.

Generally, you won't get any story that will flow and this proved true in every case I've played except that one time when I did it for the first time. Out of the class of approximately 30 students, one story actually flowed without conflicting sentences.

Needless to day, none of ours flowed this night. I have kept the everything as original as possible, including errors. Each new line is the next writer. I have fixed things such as names or capitalisations, but grammatically speaking, we're all pretty bad it seems.

Shall be begin?

One day a boy met a girl
They began to gossip about
why oranges grew better in the sunny side of OZ.
But no one will ever get to tell why because they were all captured by Harry Potter and his weird friends.
Keeping the secret inside them was killing them, and it ate them
inside, their heart melted and combusted out of his chest.
And then he died. The End.
Luckily he had a +1 life mushroom so everything was fine. The end was yet to come.
However, he was lured by Princess Jane & lost his life to her.

Sometimes pencils can never be too sharp
but other times they can be too blunt.
They were attracted to each other for that reason,
but for that reason alone, it wasn't enough to sustain them
to be married in the temple
is the wish of many YSA. But the temple also has other purposes aside from marrying youth.
But the point was that Y Do really liked Jade's scooter. No woman could resist.
She decided to stalk him so that she could have that piece of shining metal
The shiny metal came from his mouth and there was only one way to get it,
by french kissing for 24 hours.

On a quiet Sunday night, there was a bright moon
and under the moon there was a man
who gossiped about Jason who was the love of Jane
Y Do actually loves Jade. He is her favourite Asian hero. Her muscles makes her heart leap faster and slower at the same time.
It was love at first sight. There was no way she could stay away from those muscles.
She soon realise that hidden beneath the clothes were only chubbers of fat.
Tasty, tender, juicy fat.
Was longed for, however, was not received.
Lockets of love were hard to come across.

Rodney and Jane continue to gossip about
stranger people and strange incidents at Hogwarts
were attracting more and more aliens by the day.
Their lives were in danger, so their came a hero called Rodster to the rescue.
He was a stunner; so stunning the looks would paralyse you.
She gained the courage to ask him to marry her
but he was confused because she had two boyfriends.
The only thing she could do was pass one of them onto Y Do.
Y Do was hungry for a long time so she gobble them up.
Suculent, delicous, and filling; best thing ever.

Once upon a time there was a big fish.
That live in a big filthy pond.
It was full of shavings and clippings
which disturbed Jane because of this fact about Jason.
Jason was unhappy because he ate too much puss from the bears claws.
It was foul, thick, yet tasted like chicken.
It was delious, she ate this everyday.
It nourished her greatly, yet it tasted so nasty.
Her energy was restored. Then she went on to hunt down Jade Tu to get married.

Because I had yet to have been made fun of, they decided to write about me. But as usual, everyone digresses.

One day David was walking down the street
and fell over on his face
for Jenny Trans face melted the hearts of many who dwelled before her like that pug Rodney.
but Rodney was a good catch for her, so everything was well.
Until he realise he was short-sighted & was mistaken for a he.
Thus is in these last days, man find the path of womanhood.
Beautiful, delicate women were around him.
They kissed Rodney's smelly feet - it tasted
like David's sensual lips, brawn & coarse
Y just couldn't resist.
She couldn't resist Jade's ultra cool skinny legs
He was a born runner, a marathon man

Wiping your nose without a tissue sucks.
Exept if you're David Tran and you have Caulfield girls to help you.
P.S. Y Do likes Jade's scooter.
He was a figher, yet a wuss at the same time as well,
For he worked for the fire department, but he did wuss at the several approaches made by potential companions.
None were brave enough
to hug Rodney because he was smelly.
But Jenny loved Rodney's sweaty smelly scents. They made here feel alive, salty yet yummy.
It turned out that his smells were actually really good. It also turned out Jane liked Jade.
She was attracted to his body odour. It smelled like peanut butter.
For she a pup, a little dog, that my father bought, and its tongue did like the taste of salt;
the taste of sweat.

Once upon a time there was a man.
David so his name is called was wanted by many old ladies.
For lo he was a man of servitude and his bowels were full with mercy for the eldery.
He wanted to serve them any way he can.
But he didn't know how so he asked Rodney to
wear holely socks for the rest of their happy little married life. But they smelt a bit.
But holey socks didn't affect their future as they were good together.
They were a couple made in Heaven
and none could break them
apart because their tongues were locked together.
Tongues are actually quite dirty. Transfering saliva is a dirty sin.
But Y Do loved it too much to give up.

Rodney, Jenny, Jane, Y left David at the temple
becaues David fell in love with the sexy Jenna
and wanted to be sealed to her that very day.
It was just a shame Caulfield had so many girls left to offer.
So they offer Jade some left overs
Because left overs make a man strong for there is found no waste
waste is bad, and should waste not
for ye shall sin and be banished from the relationship.
Relationships are for Mormons, flings are for Victorians.
This was true in most cases. Except for Y and Jade. They didn't need a relationship because they had a scooter.
As long as it takes them to the temple.

David the hot, drop dead gorgeoous unresistable best
preyed on the young single adult women.
It became an obsession, he wooed girls by
picking his nose and using the booger to write their names with on Valentines Day cards.
It was a very bad habit and he needed to stop.
But he need to train himself like Jade.
For Jade was a man of structure, a stripling warrior who trusted in his parents
and in the Lord.
Rodney discovered
being in boy bands was his true calling.
Except that was gay and he had to become a real man.
But in order to be he needs to eat more spinach to make him stronger.

 

 

In the last set, we relaxed and took any topic.

Sarah has very nice silky legs.
It was so silky that a bug could slide off.
It turned out a bug did slide off. It also turned out Y just couldn't get enough of tough guys with tough scooters.
A surrounding of tough blokes would have been Heaven
for Rodney to become a Priesthood leader.
But Jade was too attracted to Rodney at this stage he wanted Rodney to ride on the back of his hot hot scooter.
So he decided to come up with a tacky idea by using Y to get to Rodney.
It was just crazy enough that it might work. Mario turned up to help Y out. Y likes Jade,
and always will.

Once upon a time ther was a guy with a scooter.
It was different to most scooters, a nice black
and red, much like a hot rod. A Rodstar.
Became sustained as the Bishop of Footscray Ward.
He cackled to himself for only Rodney knew he was really insane Chong Chong Chong.
He was a man trapped inside a women's body
and her name was Jane Thai Pie. It was a tough life because she liked someone called Le Fantastic.
Le Fantastic was a poet who loved to dazzle with his colourful display of words, and Gospel knowledge;
truly revelatory in all of his doings.
Rodney continued to follow this prompting which told him to
marry Jenny Tran!!! for the good of all eternity.

Jade corrupted Y's mind with his nothingness muscle.
She was overcome with emotion and started making out with his scooter.
Scooters don't have lips, there was no object or purpose in this relationship
other than lust for many, certain things,
became clear to Rodney when he confessed to Bishop
that he was really a black woman
because it reminds him of dark chocolate.
Yummy.
All forms of chocolate are good. That's what Y said while she was riding Jade's scooter.
But, if I want to live long, I should swap to good food.
That meant no maccas
because Rodney would be tempted to
marry Jenny Tran.

We start the adventure, where shall be go
I don't know. So what should we do?
Asked Markus humbly on his knees -
"Will you marry me delicious cuty Y Do!!!"
Of course Y said "No" unless Jade gave her that sexy scooter.
It was a very touch decision and ultimately he wasn't able to commit. That scooter was everything to him.
But he sold it and he left with haste for his mission abroad.
He was on an adventure through the unknown.
The unknown was made known through the corrupt YSA group.
YSA groups all acted like clowns amongst each other to try to impress each other in hope of a date.
Unfortunately, the hot popular stud Jade is taken from the basket.

I have a pet snake who eats rats.
But the owner noticed their pet rat David was missing.
So he set a trap which eventually
caught a magnificient creature who had purple wings.
It was a mystery as to why the wings were purple. It was possible it was a sissy.
But David likes it that way.
He might, but it is not my way
for my way was the way and there was no other way, right, or wrong.
Thus Rodney was condemed to live without his fingers
because he licked them too often from eating smelly overdued vegemite.
But aliens invaded and they took all the vegemite.
It didn't matter coz Jade was still beside Y.

The people of McCommack lived in the city of
beautiful women who all were genetically modified to look exactly like Jenny Tran. You see one Jenny Tran was not enough for Rodney.
People were establishing a secret factory to make more body parts.
It was essential the secret was kept lest other discover the true nature of the factory.
this factory was a worker of secret combinations. Scooters by the dozen, sold to the young unaware potential missionaries, to bound them down to the love of fast steel.
This forbidden love and bond could never be condoned
between Rodney and Jade.
Their was a family bond that ran back to China for they both steamed from the Chong family.
That Rodney openly denied.
Rodney was certain that he had an Indian heritage.
But after thinking he couldn't help but wonder if Y and Jade and Jade's scooter were all in a crazy love triangle.

One night during a YSA FHE
Rodney, Jenny, Jane, David, Y asked Markus to give a prayer.
Markus said a prayer that lasted for 48 hours. Y, Jenny & David fainted.
However Jade came to the rescue & resusicitate Y back to life.
It turned out she was only pretending so she would get mouth to mouth from Jade.
He being a good man was unaware of this crafty display of deceit.
Oh the cunning sly of any in relation to feminism
Jenny was the leader of this new cult.
This cult made boys toes curl.
Especially Jade, David, Rohan & Markus.

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